Free Fart and Toilet Sound Effects for Pranks and Memes

About these farts & toilet sounds

Pranks, cartoons and meme edits lean on fart sound effects a lot. There's something here for the quick gag and for the long bit. Small Toot and Fat Toot are short enough to be a one-frame punchline. Explosive Diarrhea Soundscape and Poison Farts go long enough to cover a whole scene. The bathroom ones, like Toilet Flush, Toilet Plunger and Toilet, Pee and Flush, fill in the room around the joke. And a bunch of burps cover the other end.

Go by how it sounds and how long it is, not by the name. A dry, buzzy toot sounds cartoony, so it fits animation or a quick cutaway. A wet, gurgly one like Juicy Toot sounds more realistic. It hits harder in live action or a prank call. Whoopee cushions have a pretty obvious rubber ring to them. That's handy when you want people to know it's a joke prop. For a bathroom scene, stack the exact things you see on screen. The flush handle, then running water, then the tank refilling. If the clip has to loop in a game or a soundboard, grab one with clean silence at both ends.

Most of what makes it funny is in the low mids. So don't crank the bass until it turns into a rumble. A small boost around 200 to 400 Hz keeps a toot easy to hear on phone speakers. Pitch it down and it sounds bigger. Pitch it up and it gets squeaky and cartoony. Play a take backwards, like in Fart With Reversal, and it sounds like it's getting sucked back in. That's a free extra gag. Fade the end out instead of cutting it dead, because a sudden stop sounds like an edit. For flushes and running water, use a short room reverb and a high-pass below 80 Hz. That keeps them from drowning out the dialogue.

Every sound here is free for personal and commercial projects, with no credit required. Read the license.